As the weather gets warmer, we all know what that means, out comes the suntans and the cold-blooded liberals come out of their little holes. After 4/20 (the day all everyone goes out and smoke pot), they all start to get some crazy ideas. I was on a very nazi (liberal) website, and they had a book about 50 you can do to love America, or something like that. So I decided to come up with my own list of what they can do to love America, or something like that.
1. Leave
2. Leave
3. Never come back
4. DON'T send a postcard, we don't care where you are
5. Shut up
6. Europeans think that its OK to make fun of us here in America if there are Americans doing it first. SO STOP
7. If you are anti-war, fine, but STOP being anti-Soldier, they give you the right to say that they are babykillers
8. If you want to say something about the govornment, wait until you come down from whatever you were smoking
9.Start loving America
10. If you don't want to, leave
11. Start thinking (this might be hard for some liberals. If you find this a problem, just sleep for 22 hours a day)
12. For the remaining 2 hours, LEAVE
13. Crazy lesbians, start realizing that men are just as important as anyone else
14. STOP PROTESTING laws to get rid of illegal immigrants, they are illegal for a reason
Thats all I got,
Later days
Disclarmer deal: I know that I make fun of the lefts insane antics, but it is possible to be very patriotic and be on either side of the political line (even if you are far left), its just that I haven't been seeing much of it from the anti-war protests and such |